Pucca Posted May 1, 2004 this made me laugh,i hope it makes u laugh too... A Husband and wife are getting ready for bed. The wife is standing in front of a full length mirror taking a hard look at herself. "You know love" she says, "I look in the mirror and I see an old woman. My face is all wrinkled, my boobs are barely above my waist, my butt is hanging out a mile. I've got fat legs and my arms are all flabby." She turns to her husband and says, "Tell me something positive to make me feel better about myself." He thinks about it for a bit and then says in a soft voice, "Well... there's nothing wrong with your eyesight." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emerald Posted May 1, 2004 ...that really helped boost her self esteem. 'damn now i feel bad for laughing, poor woman' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delilah Posted May 5, 2004 one powerful word: OOUCH!!!!LOL :eek: :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
