Does anyone know who this phone belongs to?

IL CAPO · April 30, 2004

Several men are sitting around in the locker room of a golf club

after a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole, Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings.

One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation

ensues:

(H = Husband, W = Wife)

H - "Hello?"

W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"

H - "Yes."

W - "Great! I'm at the mall two blocks from where you are and

I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!!

Can I buy it?"

H -"What's the price?"

W - "Well, $1,000."

H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."

W -"Thank you, honey. There's something else.

I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2003

models.

I saw one I really liked. I spoke with the salesman,

and he gave me a really good price ... and since we need to exchange

the BMW we bought last year I thought ......"

H - "What price did he quote you?"

W - "$60,000..."

H - "OK, but for that price I want all the options."

W - "Great! But before we hang up, there's one more thing."

H - "What's that?"

W - "I stopped by the real estate agent this morning

and saw the house we had looked at last year has been reduced.

You remember the one with the pool, English Garden,

up against the park area and on the water with a dock...."

H - "How much are they asking?"

W - "$450,000, but it's a steal for that price and we have that

much in the bank to cover..."

H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but try to talk them down

to $420,000.

OK?"

W - "OK, sweetie ... Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love

you!!!"