Pucca Posted April 30, 2004 There were three men, a Jamaican, Chinese, and a Somalian. Each had committed a crime and were sentenced to 25 years in prison. Before they were placed in their cell, they were each given one wish that they could keep for 25 years. The Jamaican guy wishes for a beautiful woman, poof he get the woman, the Chinese wishes for scraps of metal and wire and some junk like that, poof and he gets his stuff. Then comes the Somali guy who wishes for a cigarette, poof he gets his cigarette. 25 years pass by and the men are to be released the Jamaican guy has benefited from his wish for he produced ten kids and is going to set up a family. The Chinese has also benefited from his wish for he invented many weird but useful stuff and he goes off and sells his inventions and becomes a millionaire. As for our dear Somali brother well he didn’t exactly benefit from his wish for when they were letting him out he was still holding that cigarette given to him 25 years ago and his first question was “got a lighter?” hope it makes u laugh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted April 30, 2004 Poor man, Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HONEY-D Posted April 30, 2004 or it could have been qaad without shaah. 10 Husbands, Still a Virgin A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, "Please be gentle, I'm still a virgin." "What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times?" "Well, Husband #1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband #2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he'd look into it and get back to me. Husband #3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up. Husband #4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver. Husband #5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband #6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not. Husband #7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband #8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband #9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband #10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I've married you, I'm really excited!" "Good," said the new husband, "but, why?" "You're a lawyer. This time I know I'm gonna get screwed!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted May 2, 2004 Honey-D hope she gets what she asked for. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MD Posted May 2, 2004 looooool funny keep them coming Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
