Mombasa_QUEEN Posted April 22, 2004 salam caleykum? A man escapes from a prison where he has been kept for 15 years. He breaks >into a house to look for money and guns and finds a young couple in bed. He >orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. > > While tying the girl to the bed he gets on top of her, kisses her on the >neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. > > While he's in there, the husband tells his wife: "Listen, this guy is an >escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in >jail, and hasn't seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. > > If he wants sex, don't resist, don't complain, do what he tells you, just >give him satisfaction, no matter how much he ravages you. This guy is >probably damned dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll kill us. Be strong, >honey. I love you" > > To which the wife responds, "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering >in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we >kept any Vaseline in the bathroom. > > I told him where to find it. Be strong, honey. I love you, too." so hey what you think about that? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Qoryooley_Tuug Posted April 22, 2004 ahahahahahahahahaahhaahahah..looooooooooooooool.... this gotta be the funniest joke i've ever came across with...ahahahahhaha....rollin' to the floor... damn i wonder what the man's face looked like when he heard his wife.aahhaahahahhaahahah.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG_Girl Posted April 23, 2004 Yackkkkk! is disgustting not even funny :confused: salam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mombasa_QUEEN Posted April 23, 2004 lol O.G i know but hey what can you do? none but just moving on sis. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted April 23, 2004 hahahaaa.. That was hilarious.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted April 27, 2004 Could only say pole mzee, In for his worst Nightmare :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
