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hey all

 

LOL i hope u have fun like i did.. anywayz here goes.........

 

sup peepz sorry this intereview took so long,but its finally

here, the xaliimo i'm interviewing is LADY DIGSI GUBATAY, she is

not a everyday xaliimo, this one is a gangsta xaliimo.

 

interview begins

MAD-MAALI: FIRST OF ALL HOW ARE U?

DIGSI GUBATAY: WAAR DEE EVERYTING JIGGY BAAN KU YIDHI, APART FROM

ALL THE FAARAXS ON MY CASE, IGADABADHAREERIS, YAA BADHEH, IS IT

MY BIG **** , MY LONG TIMO OR MY LAYDH SKIN, OR MAY B ITS ALL

THREE , MY PHONE ALWAYS WAXAAN KU IDHI RING RING, BCOS I'M ALWAYS

BLING BLINGIN.

MAD-MAALI: TELL ME ABOUT THE LAST TIME U WENT RAVIN

 

DIGSI GUBATAY: OH BALL SHID, WE WENT TO CAPITAL, IN LAASTER

SKUWEER, ME AND MY BIG **** KREW, MARKAASAA WALAALO MID NIGERIAN

AH OO DAANYEER U EEG, AND HE SMELL LIKE KILINKILO AYAA II YIMID,

MARKAASUU IGU YIDHI,"HELLO MY BIYUUTIFUL AFRIKAAN SISTER ,CAN I

DANCE WITH U" MARKAASAAN KU YIDHI"EXKUYUUSME MY DHAGAX BROTHER,

SORI BUT ,MY BIG **** IS ONLY FOR SKINNY FAARAXZ SO BILIIS MUUF

UR JURO OUT OF MY FACE ,BCOS UR NOSE IS BLOCKIN MY WAY. HOOYADAA

IYO DHUXUSHAAD U EEGTAYBA WASE, STUPIDHYOOW URAYAA.

 

MAD-MAALI: HOW ABOUT THE LAST MAALI RAVE U WENT TO?

 

DIGSI GUBATAY: FAKIN HELL, WUXUU AHAA DEE ,I NEED A FAARAX PART

THREE, HABEEN KAA I WAS LUUKIN LIKE, HALLE BUURI(HALLE

BERRY)BALAAYAA IGA DHACAYSAY, ALL THE BOYZ WAXAY IGU LAHAAYEEN

BAG THAT TING UP" WAXAA HABEENKAA MEESHA JOOGAY KUWO YARA YAR OO

DHUUDHUUBAN , OO QORI LAMOODO, OO DHUXUL U EEG, IYO KUWA KALOO

OO MAC MACAAN OO XAKWAD U EEG, LAAKINN ME THE WHOLE NITE I WAS

WALAAQIS MID YAROO JOGOS AH.

MAD-MAALI: BACK IN DA DAYZ U WERE DARK,HOW COME U LIGHT NOW?

DIGSI GUBATAY; WAAR U KNOW WAT THEY SAY"DOQON IYO HABEEN AYAA

MODOW" AND U KNOW WAT I SAY "BADOW AYAA MADOW" TANK YUU TO DIANA

FOR MAKIN ME VEERI LAYDH SKIN AND BLING BLING, ALL U HAVE TO DO

IS , ISMARI KREAMKA , THEN MULUKH ALL THE MADOW IS GONE, BUT MY

BIG **** IS STILL DHUXUL.

MAD-MAALI: DO U LIKE SEX?

DIGSI GUBATAY: I LIKE HAVIN SEGS WITH STRONG MANZ, I LIKE MANZ

THAT I QAAD QAADIS ,OO GIDAARKA ILA DHACA, MARKAA IGAGA

CABAADIYA, LIKE ALA HOOG OO BA AY.

MAD-MAALI : HOW DO U KEEP UR SELF IN SHAPE

DIGSI GUBATAY; WAAR DEE WAXAAN CUNAA HEALTHY FOOD LIKE ,ISMARIS U

KNOW ROODHI WITH BADHAAR AND JAAM, AND BEANZ IYO ROODHI.

MAD-MAALI: I HEARD THAT U R A BIT OF A MC, SO U MIND DROPPIN A

LIL FREE STYLE FOR US.

DIGSI GUBATAY: KHATAR AYAAN AHAY, O.K I'M GONNA DO A LIL DISSIN

FREE STYLE FOR XALIIMO THAT I HATE, DHAGAYSTA

EYO CHECK DIS ,MC DIGSU GUBATAY HERE, I'M A LYRICAL XALIIMO,

AIN'T NO GAL GOT BETTA TIMO (hair) OR **** ,CHECK IT.

U AIN'T HEAVY , U JUST A MINOR XALIIMO. WITH A FUNNY **** . U GOT

LEGS LIKE BAASTO. AND UR FACE LOOKS LIKE A BARADHO. BARE FAARXZ

CALL U URAYSO. CUZ U SMELL LIKE DHUUSO U THE LOCAL DHILO. MAN DEM

CALL U FIDHIQO. U THINK UR NAME IS QALANJO. BUT WAT U DON'T KNOW

IS IS UR *********

LISTEN YOUNG XALIIMO STOP CHATTIN BARIIS. U HAVE NO CLASS. U MAKE

ME WANNA SLAP U WITH MY DACAS. CUZ U IS DUMB a**. U ****** ***** .

U SO FAT U R LIKE BUDHUQ BUDHUQ. UR MOUTH IS SO BALAQ BALAQ. FROM

DOIN SO MUCH JAQ JAQ. WEN MAN DEN SEE U THY'LL B LIKE DHOTOQ

DHOTOQ UR **** IS ALWAYS OPEN FO MAN DEM TO DALAQ DALAQ DATS Y

THEY CALL U SILL BALAQ BALAQ.

MY MAN LOOKS LIKE A SUPA STAR. URS LOOK LIKA DOONFAAR. PLUS HE IS

GOT A BIDAAR. AND SMELLS LIKE XAAR. SO DON'T MAKE ME HAVE TO CHOP

U UP LIKE SUQ SUQAAR. QUIT ACTIN LIKE KUFAAR. U f**** XIMAAR.

OI NAYAA DON'T MAKE ME VEX BLUD. CUZ I'LL B LIKE BALL SHID. U

FUKIN **** BALAADH. MY RHYMES MAKE SONKOR TASTE QADHAADH. AND U

SOUND LIKE A ADHI BADHAAH.

ME AND AND MY BIG **** KREW R GONNA COME UR MANOR IN LIMO WITH

OUR DIRICS ON. AND OUR GOOGARADS ON. WE GONNA PUT OUR HENNA ON.

CUZ WE GOT IT GOIN ON. EVERY MAN B LIKE COME ON. LET A FAARAX HOP

ON.

U CAN'T DENY IT IM A FUKIN XALIIMO, U DON'T WANNA FUK WITH ME,

CUZ I GOT MY HAGBAD MONEY WITH ME.

HOW ABOUT THAT FOR FREE STYLE WAARYAAHE, AND DHAGAYSTA IF AMY OF

U XALIIMOZ DIDN'T LIKE WAT I SAID ABOUT THAT THAT XALIIMO,THEN

HOOYADDAA WAS, FUKIN BASTARIIN YAHAY, WE NO CIYAARIS WE, WE

BRIGIN BASBAAS FUTADA IDIN KAGA SHUBNO. WHAT DO U KNOW ABOUT

XALLIMOZ LIKE I , WE GAANGISTERIS.

 

ANYWAY I'M GONNA GIVE A SHOUT OUT TO ALL MA BIG **** KREW

 

CAASHA BADI WAYN AMINA DHUXULAY FAADUMO ILKA DHAKO LAYLA LUG YAR SAMIIRA SAN WAYN FAADUMA FDHEER KHADRA LIX

IDHIQO FARDOWZA

FOOLXUN

 

I'M DONE

 

MAD-MAALI: DAMN SIS, U KILED IT, I HAVE TO HAND IT TO U R

HEAAAAAAAAAAVY. N E WAY THNX FOR THAT AND SEE U AROUND

interview is done

 

COMIN SOON ON THE SCREENS INFRONT OF U, HEAVY TRACK BY MC FAARAX

i hope you liked it.