Eating On A London Train

[Warrior of Light]

A man was sitting on a London train eating a bag of fresh shrimp,

ripping off

the heads and shells and then throwing them out of the window.

 

After he had gobbled a few of them down a woman opposite him said,

"Would you

mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."

 

"Listen, love," He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid

my fare

for this journey and I'll do what I damn well want on this train." He

carried

on ripping off the shells, throwing them out of the window and eating

the

shrimp. Finally he finished the bag and settled back for a little

sleep.

 

The woman then started some knitting and all the man could hear while

he was

trying to sleep was the incessant clicking of her knitting needles.

 

After a while, he sits back up and says to the woman, "Could you stop

that

noise, can't you see I'm trying to sleep?"

 

"It's got nothing to do with you," replies the woman, "I've paid my

fare and

I'll do what I want on this train."

 

At that, the man grabbed the woman's knitting and threw it out of the

window.

The woman immediately stood up and pulled the train alarm cord.

 

The man burst out laughing and said, "Ha ha, you'll get fined £200 for

that!"

 

To which the old woman replied, "And you'll get six years after the

police

smell your fingers."

[HONEY-D]

After he had gobbled a few of them down a woman opposite him said,

"Would you

mind not doing that? It's disgusting to watch."

 

"Listen, love," He replied, "It's got nothing to do with you, I've paid

my fare

typical londoner nice one sis.

[Intuition]

loool, uffy. lakiin smart woman tho.

[LuCkY]

Lol...Dont Get Londers or Brits for that Matter.

[Arwa]

I didn't get it :confused:

I must be extra slow today!

 

No need to explain tho, jokes become corny when someone tries to explain them

 

Salaam