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Another swahili joke- watamu kuliko mama zao

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Narration in the chaga accent.Guy is hawking fish

 

Fisherman:Nausa nausa,(Nauza nauza)For sale

 

Guy:Wausa nini? What do u sell?

 

fİSHERMAN.Nausa samaki watamu kuliko mama sao (Sellin fish sweeter than their mothers)

 

Guy :confused: He didnt get it. Then he saw that it was Dagaa.(sardines) :D

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Originally posted by JamaaL-11:

loool fİSHERMAN.Nausa samaki watamu kuliko mama sao "Bwana!" lol

Wajua tena our problem is we relate things to sizes. ati wao wadogo ni watoto.wakubwa ati mama zao.lol :D Mama Africa trust an african. smile.gif

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Paragon   

sade exactly...ur right. Mama Africa trust an african lol ...

 

check out this joke :

 

Nairobi, Kenya -- A Kenyan doctor who removed a bean stuck in the ear of

a young girl forced it back when her parents said they couldn't afford

the bill, local newspapers reported Wednesday.

 

The Daily Nation said the doctor successfully removed the bean from the

child's ear and then presented the parents with a bill for $5.75.

 

When they said they did not have enough money, the doctor grabbed the

child, forced the bean back into her ear and ejected the family from his

workplace.

 

The Kenya Medical Association said it was investigating the incident.

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Originally posted by JamaaL-11:

When they said they did not have enough money, the doctor grabbed the

child, forced the bean back into her ear and ejected the family from his

workplace.

 

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Its a shame wallahi. the poor child.

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