Funny Marriages!

[Intuition]

>(A scene at City Hall in San Francisco)

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>"Next."

>"Good morning. We want to apply for a marriage license."

>"Names?"

>Tim and Jim Jones."

>"Jones? Are you related? I see a resemblance."

>"Yes, we're brothers."

>"Brothers? You can't get married."

>"Why not? Aren't you giving marriage licenses to same gender couples?"

>"Yes, thousands. But we haven't had any siblings. That's incest!"

>"Incest?" No, we are not gay."

>"Not gay? Then why do you want to get married?"

>"For the financial benefits, of course. And we do love each other.

>Besides, we don't have any other prospects."

>"But we're issuing marriage licenses to gay and lesbian couples who've

>been denied equal protection under the law. If you are not gay, you can

>get married to a woman."

>"Wait a minute. A gay man has the same right to marry a woman as I have.

>But just because I'm straight doesn't mean I want to marry a woman. I

>want to marry Jim."

>"And I want to marry Tim, Are you going to discriminate against us just

>because we are not gay?"

>"All right, all right. I'll give you your license. Next."

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>"Hi. We are here to get married."

>"Names?"

>"John Smith, Jane James, Robert Green, and June Johnson."

>"Who wants to marry whom?"

>"We all want to marry each other."

>"But there are four of you!"

>"That's right. You see, we're all bisexual. I love Jane and Robert, Jane

>loves me and June, June loves Robert and Jane, and Robert loves June and

>me. All of us getting married together is the only way that we can

>express our sexual preferences in a marital relationship."

>"But we've only been granting licenses to gay and lesbian couples."

>"So you're discriminating against bisexuals!"

>"No, it's just that, well, the traditional idea of marriage is that it's

>just for couples."

>"Since when are you standing on tradition?"

>"Well, I mean, you have to draw the line somewhere."

>"Who says? There's no logical reason to limit marriage to couples. The

>more the better. Besides, we demand our rights! The mayor says the

>constitution guarantees equal protection under the law. Give us a

>marriage license!"

>"All right, all right. Next."

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>"Hello, I'd like a marriage license."

>"In what names?"

>"David Deets."

>"And the other man?"

>"That's all. I want to marry myself."

>"Marry yourself? What do you mean?"

>"Well, my psychiatrist says I have a dual personality, so I want to marry

>the two together. Maybe I can file a joint income-tax return."

>"That does it! I quit!! You people are making a mockery of marriage!!"

[Narcissistic-Sister]

Funny!

[Warrior of Light]

:eek: World sure coming to the end . That was a good one sis.

[Fyr]

World sure coming to the end

You got that right!

[Delilah]

i second Casey's comment!

[LuCkY]

:eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: !!!

[Som@li]

crazy world. :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: