GLOBALIZATION

[Warrior of Light]

Question: What is the truest definition of

 

Globalization?

 

 

Answer: Princess Diana's death.

 

 

Question: How come?

 

 

Answer: An English princess

 

 

With an Egyptian boyfriend

 

 

Crashes in a French tunnel,

 

 

Driving a German car

 

 

With a Dutch engine,

 

 

Driven by a Belgian

 

 

Who was drunk on Scottish whisky,

 

 

Followed closely by Italian Paparazzi,

 

On Japanese motorcycles,

 

 

Treated by an American doctor,

 

 

Using Brazilian medicines!

 

 

And a Tanzanian sends this to you,

 

 

Using Bill Gates' technology,

 

 

And you're probably reading this on one of the IBM

 

Clones,

 

 

That use Taiwanese-made chips,

 

 

And a Korean-made monitor,

 

 

Assembled by Bangladeshi workers

 

 

In a Singapore plant,

 

 

Transported by lorries

 

 

Driven by Indians,

 

 

Hijacked by Indonesians,

 

 

Unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen,

 

 

Trucked by Mexican illegally,

 

 

And finally sold to you.

 

 

That, my friends, is Globalization!