Warrior of Light Posted March 13, 2004 There was once an Indian man called Raj who was involved in a car accident. At the hospital, when he awoke, he called for the nurse to tell him what had happened to him. "I'm very sorry, sir, but you were involved in a very bad car crash". "Car crash! My BMW! my BM! is my car all right?" he asked hysterically. "Sir, your car was destroyed, but that is the least of your worries you lost your left arm in the crash, and we were unable to save it he said apologetically. "I lost my arm? My Rolex! My Rolex!" "Sir, please calm down. That is the least of your worries. You are in a very critical condition, but all your family is here to see you". He asked for his family to be called in. As they gathered around the bed, he called for each of them by name. "Rehka, are you here?" I am here husband, and I will never leave you". "Govind, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you". "Kajal, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." “Sunny, my child, are you here?" "I am here father, and I will never leave you." "Well," said Raj thoughtfully, "if Rehka, Govind, Kajal and Sunny are here – if all of you are here, WHO THE HELL IS IN THE SHOP ?!!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fresh Prince of Xamar Posted March 13, 2004 AHHAHAAHHAAHHAAHHA, VERRY NICe ''who the hell is in the shop'' LOL Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Emerald Posted March 13, 2004 lol. typical! :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Posted March 14, 2004 reminds me of another joke i heard and it goes something like this... Q: why isnt india part of the soccer world cup A: cuz at every corner kick they open a corner shop.... have u noticed there is soo many dollar stores, 7-11's...or what have u.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted March 14, 2004 Pearl thats good ....... corner shop. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hot_chocolata Posted March 15, 2004 Ahhhhhha! I swear Sade , you crack me up! Thats a good one. Really made me Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IL CAPO Posted March 16, 2004 looooool....Indians & Money sure u cant seperate them, good one buddy! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted March 19, 2004 lool, indians, eh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior of Light Posted March 19, 2004 Glad u liked it. A tau-san apo-loguez for making u laugh. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delilah Posted March 20, 2004 HEHE, i feel guilty just laughing at it... wonder if there are somali jokes like this!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
