WHY MEN DIE FIRST

[Warrior of Light]

This is a question that has gone unanswered for centuries......but, now we know.

 

If you put a woman on a pedestal and try to protect her from the rat

race...you're a male chauvinist.

 

If you stay home and do the housework...you're a pansy.

 

If you work too hard...there's never any time for her.

 

If you don't work enough...you're a good-for-nothing bum.

 

If she has a boring repetitive job with low pay...this is exploitation.

 

If you have a boring repetitive job with low pay.....you should get off your

lazy behind and find something better.

 

If you get a promotion ahead of her.....that is favoritism.

 

If she gets a job ahead of you......it's equal opportunity.

 

If you mention how nice she looks......it's sexual harassment.

 

If you keep quiet..........it's male indifference.

 

If you cry............you're a wimp.

 

If you don't........you're an insensitive ******* .

 

If you make a decision without consulting her.........you're a chauvinist.

 

If she makes a decision without consulting you......she's a liberated woman.

 

If you ask her to do something she doesn't enjoy....... that's domination.

 

If SHE asks you.........it's a favor.

 

If you appreciate the female form and frilly underwear......you're a pervert.

 

If you don't..............you're gay.

 

If you like a woman to shave her legs and keep in shape..............you're

sexist.

 

If you don't.................you're unromantic.

 

If you try to keep yourself in shape................you're vain.

 

If you don't................you're a slob.

 

If you buy her flowers.............you're after something.

 

If you don't....................you're not thoughtful.

 

If you're proud of your achievements........you're full of yourself.

 

If you don't....................you're not ambitious.

 

If she has a headache............she's tired.

 

If you have a headache.............you don't love her anymore.

 

If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.

 

If you don't................there must be someone else.

 

Men die first because they want to.

[IL CAPO]

Thats a good one SADE...i like If you want it too often.........you're oversexed.... proud of your achivements...full of myself damn!!

[Warrior of Light]

Guess its called living. lol

[Narcissistic-Sister]

Looooooooooooooooooooooool. That was sooooooooooo hilarious! I laughed like this ohhhhh may God ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwws loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooools!

 

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