International etiquette

[Intuition]

CAUCASIAN WOMAN:

 

First date: You get to kiss her goodnight.

 

Second date: You get to grope all over and make out.

 

Third date: You get to have sex in the missionary position.

 

BLACK WOMAN:

 

First Date: You get to buy her a real expensive dinner.

Second Date: Your get to buy her and her girlfriends a real expensive dinner.

Third Date: You get to pay her rent.

Tenth Date: She's pregnant by someone other than you!

 

 

IRISH WOMAN:

 

First Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

Second Date: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

20th Anniversary: You both get blind drunk and have sex.

 

 

ITALIAN WOMAN:

 

First Date: You take her to a play and an expensive restaurant.

Second Date: You meet her parents and her Mom makes spaghetti & meatballs.

Third Date: You have sex, she wants to marry you & insists on a 3 carat ring.

5th Anniversary: You already have 5 kids together & hate the thought of having sex.

6th Anniversary: You find yourself a girlfriend.

 

 

 

JEWISH WOMAN:

 

First Date: You get dynamite head.

Second Date: You get more great head.

Third Date: You tell her you'll marry her and never get head again.

 

 

ARAB WOMAN:

 

First Date: You fill out the mandatory familyquestionnaire listing all your assets.

Second Date: You go out to the park with her and her whole family comes along.

Third Date: She claims she's a virgin and refuses to have sex with you.

Fourth Date: She makes up for the past ten years of sexual deprivation in one night. You're rushed to a hospital for exhaustion.

 

 

LATIN WOMAN

 

First Date: You buy her an expensive dinner, get her drunk on Riunite, have sex in the back of her car.

Second Date: She is pregnant.

Third Date: Move in with her, her two cousins, her sister's boyfriend and live happily ever after eating rice and beans in the Bronx.

 

 

POLISH WOMAN:

 

First Date: You go to pick her up, and she isn't home. She gave

you the wrong address.

Second Date: You decide to meet at a restaurant.

She gets lost getting to the restaurant and then again going home.

Third Date: She's pregnant. She's not sure if its hers.

 

 

KOREAN WOMAN:

 

First date: You get to buy her an expensive dinner but nothing happens.

Second date: You buy her an even more expensive dinner but nothing happens again.

Third date: You don't even get to the third date and you have already realized nothing is going to happen.

 

 

 

INDIAN WOMAN:

 

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night.

[Macalin]

INDIAN WOMAN:

 

First date: Meet her parents.

Second date: Set the date of the wedding.

Third date: Wedding night................

 

HEHEHEHEHEE

 

This is outragious

[Emerald]

jkz...

k tha polish woman, she's pregnant nd'not sure if its hers?huh

 

*real funny.

[7_steps_2_Heaven]

looooooooool @ the indian woman

sooo trueeeee. what a dhaqan, eh?

[Warrior of Light]

hehehe funny, just wondering what would the somali one be like? after reading the indian ladies.

[Reality Check]

I am not even gonna say anything :rolleyes: :rolleyes: :rolleyes:

[Som@li]

funny ,,the indian one is typical..family arranged,,,how abt somalis?

[raula]

Somalian

FIRST DATE: you get to take her and her 3 of her friends out to dinner(after waiting an hour downstairs-public housing)

SECOND DATE: You go to a movie @ the Mall of America and shopping as well-snicking! but ALAS! you meet her uncle!

THIRD DATE: You get a pec on the cheek

FOURTH DATE: you go to a somali party-but claims that you 2 can't be seen with each other.

1yr ANNIVERSARY: She is having the 2nd baby and grew hell of ARAAJO.

 

Disclaimer* this is just a joke..plz don't label me now..

[rudy-Diiriye]

la style:

 

first: u meet her in de chat room!

2nd: u fly over there, get a motel, say hi this is axmed (false name).

3rd: u taught she was a virgin but she aint when she visits you! in your state... cool!!!

4th: she call u back couple of days later and gets this message.... u have reached a # thats no longer in service, please hang up and dail the correct #!!!! :mad:

[Peplow throb]

hoes