Soul Man Posted February 16, 2004 A police officer pulled over a driver and informed him that because he was wearing his seat belt, he had just won $5,000 in a safety competition. "What are you going to do with the prize money?" the officer asked. The man responded, "I guess I'll go to driving school and get my license." At that moment, his wife, who was seated next to him, chimed in, "Officer, don't listen to him. He's a smart aleck when he's drunk." This woke up the guy in the back seat, who, when he saw the cop, blurted out, "I knew we wouldn't get far in this stolen car." At that moment, there was a knock from the trunk and a voice asked, "Are we over the border yet?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted February 16, 2004 lolo that was hilarious.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted February 17, 2004 the perfect crime Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Warrior Princess Posted February 17, 2004 loool, wow that was off the hook! i love it. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- Femme - Posted February 17, 2004 KKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adna Posted February 19, 2004 salaam loooooooooooool very funny Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
