underdog Posted February 11, 2004 In a train, there was an American, a Canadian, a beautiful blonde, and a rather ugly fat woman. After several miniutes of the trip, the train passes through a dark tunnel. Just then, a loud slap is heard. When the train got out of the tunnel, a bug red slap mark was left on the American's cheek. The ugly fat woman thought - "This American laid his dirty hands on the blone and she slapped him!" The blonde though - "That rude American wanted to touch me and by mistake, put his hand on the fat lady, so she slapped him!" The American thought - "The Canadian tried to put his dirty hands on that blonde, and by mistake, she slapped me!" The Canadian thought - "I hope there is another dark tunnel soon so I can smack that American again!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Delilah Posted February 14, 2004 HEHEHEHEHEHE!!!! way too funny....being a canadian i would probabaly do the SAME!!! HEHEHEHE, YOU GO CANADIAN!!! cheer!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
