Minnesota Temp conversion

[stpaulchick]

To be from Minnesota...U have to appreciate the weather. Here's a temp conversion.

 

60 Degrees F: Southern Cali shivers uncontrollably. People in Minnesota sunbathe.

 

50 F: New Yorkers try to turn on the heat. People in Minnesota plant gardens.

 

40 F: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Minnesota drive with the windows down.

 

32 F: Distilled weater freezes. The water in the Mississippi of the North starts getting cooler.

 

20 F: Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People In Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt, buttons open.

 

15 F: New York City landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets COLD.

 

0 F: All the people in Miami die. Minnesotans close the windows.

 

10 Below zero: Californians escape to Mexico. Girls scouts in Minnesota sell cookies door to door.

 

20 Below zero: las Vega disintegrates. People in Minnesota rummage around the attic to find some winter coats.

 

40 Below zero: Washington D.C runs out of hot air. People in Minnesota let the dogs sleep indoors.

 

100 Below zero: Santa Clause abandons the North Pole. Some Minnesotans are frustrated when they can't start their cars.

 

460 Below zero (absolute zero on the Kelvin Scale): All automobiles stop working. People in Minnesota start saying "Cold 'nuff forya?"

 

500 Below zero: Hell freezes over. Vikings win Super Bowl.

[anthoos kanthoos qathoos]

Sorry sis i dont get da joke, but it is interesting the way you put it though.

[stpaulchick]

U don't have to get the joke...it's all good.

[Delilah]

lol, interesting one here...i got half the joke, if only i could get the rest!! dammit!