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Three men were in a sauna...

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Three men were in a sauna...

 

Three men were in a sauna.

One was Italian, one was German, and one was Polish.

 

Suddenly, they heard a beeping noise. The Italian guy pushed a few buttons on his hand and then told the others that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to be paged.

 

Then, they heard a ring and the German man pushed a button on his hand and put his hand up to his ear and said, "Hello. Oh Yes! OK...Bye!"

 

After pressing another button on his hand the German man said that he had a chip installed in his hand to allow him to receive calls.

 

The Polish man excuses himself to use the bathroom.

 

He comes back, with a piece of toilet paper trailing from his butt.

 

The other men laugh and point. The Polish man cranes his neck around to look.

 

He says, "Wow! I must have gotten a fax!"

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