- Femme - Posted January 19, 2004 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? People who are willing to get off their *** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". **** off. What good is a goddamn cake if you can't eat it? What, should I eat someone else's cake instead? When people say "It's always in the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the **** would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the ******* ceiling up there. What did you come here for? People who ask "Can I ask you a question?" Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya buddy? When something is "new and improved", which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you ******* pulled me over. When people say "Life is short." What the **** ?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What? Are they going to do something that's longer? When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's on god damn piece of paper! When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Haaruun Posted January 20, 2004 When you are waiting for the bus and someone ask you "Did the bus come yet?" If the bus came I would not be standing here asshole! [/QB] LOL so true Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted January 20, 2004 lol@ dat's so true for all of them...i like this one....some1 ought to do it next time when they get pull' ova'.... When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know, you ******* pulled me over. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fresh Prince of Xamar Posted January 20, 2004 When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No, I paid $9.00 to come to the theatre and stare at the ******* ceiling up there. What did you come here for? hahahahhahhahahhahahahhahahahhahahahhhahhhahahahh Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nafta Posted January 22, 2004 People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the **** is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? INNIT!....its soo true this one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
