underdog Posted January 17, 2004 A married couple went to the hospital to have their baby delivered. Upon arrival the doctor said that he had invented a machine that would transfer a portion of the labor pain to the father. He asked if they were willing to try it out. They were both very much in favor of it. The doctor set the knob at 10% for starters, explaining that even 10% was probably more pain than the father had ever experienced before. But as the labor progressed, the husband felt fine, so he asked the doctor to bump the machine up a notch. The doctor then adjusted the machine to 20%. The doctor checked the husband's blood pressure and pulse and was amazed at how well he was doing. At 50% the husband was still holding up fine, since this was obviously helping out his wife he encouraged the doctor to transfer all of the pain. The wife delivered a healthy baby with virtually no pain. She and her husband were absolutely thrilled. Everything was great until they got home and found the mailman dead on their porch. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
7_steps_2_Heaven Posted January 20, 2004 aqaseey! dream aa? u've just made me physically sick Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted January 20, 2004 loooooooooool@...that's so discusting'...ala' wiilashiina hadee rabaan inee ciyaal dhalaan looool'...luck with the labour boy's UD..lool..the mailman' must have being delivering the whole time'...no wonda' it ain't the husbands child...busted!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Posted January 21, 2004 :eek: oooooh my virgin eyes!!! that is some nasty shyte!!!how did u get the decency to post it... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuCkY Posted January 21, 2004 ^^^LoL @ my virgin eyes. :eek: :eek: :eek: CarameL me too...eeewww Darman...Disgusting indeed. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ibtisaam Posted January 22, 2004 That's defiantly not my dream :rolleyes: Acuudka Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG_Girl Posted January 22, 2004 All i could say is Yackyyyyyyyy salam Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Grad Student Posted January 30, 2004 give the guy a break..he just delivered! man! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted January 30, 2004 LOL socrates!..KKKKK He jst delivered malahhoo...Ya give the man a break...and give him some mshaari or some..will ya? UD..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
sweet_gal Posted January 30, 2004 poor guy, did he really die.........or is that just to spice the story up :confused: .....What are u all saying yukk to. the guy lost his life by taking over the labor pain his wife would've recieved , thats so kind of him only if he were muslim...... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted January 30, 2004 Sweet Gal Dib u akhri ,the mailman died and not the husband.... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaabir Posted January 30, 2004 lol @ socrates and Lakkad.. yo lakkad.. you in town Saxib..? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted February 1, 2004 Yup, that's my dream. Women in here, Im suprised by your responses...I mean don't you want him to endure all the pain. .:peace n luv:. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
