The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

[Fresh Prince of Xamar]

The CIA had an opening for an assassin.

 

The CIA had an opening for an assassin. After all of the background checks, interviews, and testing were done there were three finalists — two men and one woman. For the final test, the CIA agents took one of the men to a large metal door and handed him a gun.

“We must know that you will follow your instructions, no matter what the circumstances. Inside this room you will find your wife sitting in a chair. You have to kill her.” The first man said.“You can’t be serious. I could never shoot my wife,”

 

The agent replies, “Then you’re not the right man for this job."

 

The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and went into the room. All was quiet for about five minutes. Then the agent came out with tears in his eyes. “I tried, but I can’t kill my wife.” The agent replies, “You don’t have what it takes. Take your wife and go home.”

 

Finally, it was the woman’s turn. Only she was told to kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were heard, one shot after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on the walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and there stood the woman. She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

[Som@li]

,,where are the girls?

[NoVa]

looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool@@@@@@@ haha...dat's a woman looool.....Waraa taas wee' walantahay'...Bisinka.....Ninkeedii dhanee sii dhishay'...

 

 

Now now guy's don't y'all think Naag oo dhan inee saan yihiin loool..I c' alot of brotha's scare 2 death now...lol

[wind talker]

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

loooooooooooooooooooooooooooooool

 

and they say women ain't evil?

[Fresh Prince of Xamar]

YEAhh peepz Im glad u liked it,and boyz be careful with the girls!!!

[7_steps_2_Heaven]

i dont think we r that heartless?

[Fresh Prince of Xamar]

Hi Caramel,

Dont take it personal, we boyz know that women are princesses. We cant live with them and we also cant live without them LOL, just kidding caramel.

[7_steps_2_Heaven]

ooooooooohhh......OK

[LuCkY]

Guys...be afraid be very afraid.LoL.

 

She wiped the sweat from her brow and said, “You guys didn’t tell me the gun was loaded with blanks. So I had to beat him to death with the chair.”

DamN!This Lady is coLd.

[nafta]

what the f*** :eek: ....someone plz delete this post its not something for public viewing...especially with somali ppl reading this...j/K

 

i see ur getting settled down aint ya fresh prince...

[Fresh Prince of Xamar]

HAye Nafta,

 

Naayaa isku hishood dee, ur avatar-pic. Somali baa tahay , iyo muslim. Ceeb dee, anyway, evrybody likes my joke. U Jack the ripper and Captain Hook..... J/K

[nafta]

looool!!! waryaaa hee...yaad nayaa kusheegeysa??

Don't make me grab my chair and dacas!

 

Well it's a cruel joke, we women aint like that at all...besides whats wrong with the tongsil tennis thats being displayed on my avatar :rolleyes:

[Fresh Prince of Xamar]

Nafta ,

just wait till ur home, i will give u billenkoek. Thats not the way u talk to ur man!!! AIGHT!!!!

[nafta]

:rolleyes: ^^^ thinks he's my man after a few posts