Arkansas governer application

Adna · December 14, 2003

First name: ______________________

Last name(if known):______________

Address (where you live):_________

__________________________________

Mother's name_____________________

(also relation, i.e., sister)

Birthdate(yours):__________________

Father's name:_____________________

(if known, if not, list choices)

Color of neck:

Light Red ( )

Medium Red( )

Dark Red ( )

No Neck ( )

Year of pickup truck:_____________

List all that you have in your truck:

Fuzzy Dice( ) Gun Rack( ) Coon Tail( )

Filled ash tray( ) Dead Road Kill( )

Dog of Unknown Breed( )

Have you ever been to a large city?

(Like Little Rock) Yes ( ) No ( )

How far can you throw cow pies?____

Do you eat cow pies? Yes( ) No( )

Wife's name:__________________

Is she: Cousin( ) Neighbor( )

Sister( ) Aunt ( ) Mother( )

Neighbor's dog( )

Does your wife weigh:

Less than 200 Pounds( )

Less than 300 Pounds( )

Less than a 747( )

More than a 747( )

Do you know what a 747 is?

Yes( ) No( )

How much smarter than you

is your wife:

50 IQ Points( ) 75 IQ Points( )

100 IQ Points( ) She Won't Tell Me( )

Does your wife wear:

A Dress( ) Pants( ) Hot Pants( )

Your Pants( ) Them Lawyer Clothes( )

Nothing( )

Understood previous questions:

Yes( ) No( ) Huh?( )

All of the Above( )

What "previous" mean?( )

Color of wife's hair:

Blonde( ) Red( ) Brown( )

Black( ) Bald( )

Last Elvis sighting:

Location: ________________

On what date?_____________

Can you count past five:

Yes( ) No( ) Past ten: Yes( ) No( )

Explain in ten words or less

why on Earth you want to be Governor

of Arkansas:

________________________________

Signature ('X' if you can't write)

Adna · December 14, 2003

L.A. Math test

Name:____________________

Gang:________________________

1. Duane has an AK47 with a 30 round clip. If he misses 6 out of 10 shots and shoots 13 times at each drive by shooting, how many drive by shootings can he attempt before he has to reload?

2. If Jose has two ounces of cocaine and he sells an 8 ball to Jackson for $320 and 2 grams to Billy for $85 per gram, what is the street value of the balance of the cocaine if he doesn't cut it?

3. Rufus is pimping for three girls. If the price is $65 for each trick, how many tricks will each girl have to turn so Rufus can pay for his $800 per day crack habit?

4. Jarome wants to cut his 1/2 pound of Heroin to make 20% more profit. How many ounces of cut will he need?

5. Willie gets $200 for stealing a BMW, $50 for a Chevy and $100 for a 4x4. If he has stolen 2 BMW's and 3 4x4's, how many Chevy's will he have to steal to make $800?

6. Raoul is in prison for 6 years for murder. He got $10,000 for the hit. If his common law wife is spending $100 per month, how much money will he have left when he gets out of prison and how many years will he get for killing her since she spent his money?

7. If the average spray paint can covers 22 square feet and the average letter is 3 square feet, how many letters can a tagger spray with 3 cans of paint?

8. Hector knocked up six girls in his gang. There are 27 girls in the gang. What percentage of the girls in the gang has Hector knocked up?

Macalin · December 14, 2003