underdog Posted December 4, 2003 A precious little girl walks into a pet shop and asks in the sweetest little lisp, "Excuthe me, mithter, do you keep widdle wabbits?" As the shopkeeper's heart melts, he gets down on his knees, so that he's on her level, and asks, "Do you want a widdle white bunny or a thoft & fuwwy bwack bunny or maybe one like that cute widdle bwown bunny over there?" She, in turn blushes, rocks on her heels, puts her hands on her knees, leans forward and says in a quiet voice, "I don't fink my pet python weally givths a thit." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
