Somali-feminist Posted November 29, 2003 salaamu alaikum wr wb, A couple of students entering Al-Azhar University met up with a professor. He asked the first student, "What is your name?". The student replied, "My name is Mohamed." The professor said, "Very well. Please recite Surah Muhammad". And the student did. The next student said, "My name is Tariq." The professor said, "Ok, please recite Surah Al-Tariq. And the student did. This went on with other students saying their names and reciting their namesake surahs --Ibrahim,Yusef, etc. Finally, the professor noticed this one student looking down at his shoes and mumbling something. The professor asked "What's wrong and what is your name?" The student looked at the professor and said, "I cannot lie. My name is Taha, but everyone calls me Kauthar!" (For all of those who don't get the joke Surah Ta-Ha is a long surah with 135 ayats Whereas, Surah Al-Kauthar has only 3 ayats!) Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Miriam1 Posted November 30, 2003 I cannot lie. My name is Taha, but everyone calls me Kauthar!" Jokes Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
pearl Posted December 1, 2003 loved it!.. below is favorite islamic jokes...still lovin it.. ..3 guys standing outside the masjid after friday jumah watching out for sisters going by....then this beautiful sister wearing matching hijab and abaya walks by... guy 1 says: subhan allah guy 2 says: masha allah guy 3 says: insha allah.. ... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Medley of extemporanea Posted December 7, 2003 qax qax qax, fiq fiq fiq, waq waq waq Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
