charles bush

[rudy-Diiriye]

charles ask bush! hey do u wanna ce Big Ben! bush goes! hey yo dont miss with me. I am from Taxes~~

....u homo!!

[pearl]

Homeland Security Jokes

 

 

 

Why does listening to John Ashcroft make me feel like the world has already ended? If we're going to be warned about terrorism, can't it be by someone who actually makes us want to live?" —Jon Stewart, on Ashcroft's announcement that America's terror alert level had been raised from yellow to orange

 

 

"It's been reported that the FBI is visiting libraries nationwide and checking the reading records of people it finds suspicious. When asked about it, President Bush said 'I've always been suspicious of people who go to libraries." —Conan O'Brien

 

"Tom Ridge announced a new color-coded alarm system. ... Green means everything's okay. Red means we're in extreme danger. And champagne-fuschia means we're being attacked by Martha Stewart." —Conan O'Brien

[hukri]

good one!

[Liqaye]

Tom Ridge announced a new color-coded alarm system. ... Green means everything's okay. Red means we're in extreme danger. And champagne-fuschia means we're being attacked by Martha Stewart."

martha stewart kulahaa looool

 

loving it.

[rudy-Diiriye]

The Problem With Small Towns:

 

In a trial, in a small town, a prosecuting attorney called his

first witness to the stand. She was sworn in, asked if she would tell

the truth,the whole truth and nothing but the truth, on the Bible, so help her

God.

 

The witness was a proper well-dressed elderly lady, the grandmother type,

well-spoken and poised. The prosecuting attorney approached the woman and asked, "Mrs.

Jones, do you know me?" She responded, "Why, yes I do know you, Mr. Williams.

I've known you since you were a young boy and frankly, you've been a big

disappointment to me. You lie, cheat on your wife, manipulate people and

talk badly about them behind their backs. You think you're a rising big shot when you

haven't the sense to realize you never will amount to anything more than a

two-bit paper pushing shyster. Yes, I know you quite well."

 

The lawyer was stunned and slowly backed away, fearing the looks

on the judge's and jurors' faces, not to mention the court reporter who

documented every word. Not knowing what else to do, he pointed across the room and

asked,"Mrs. Jones, do you know the defense attorney?" She again replied,

"Why, yes, I do. I've known Mr. Bradley since he was a youngster, too. He's lazy,

bigoted, has a bad drinking problem. The man can't build or keep a

normal relationship with anyone and his law practice is one of the worst in the

entire state. Not to mention he cheated on his wife with three different women. Yes, I

know him."

 

The defense attorney almost fainted and was seen slipping downward

in his chair, looking at the floor. Laughter mixed with gasps thundered

throughout the court room and the audience was on the verge of chaos.

At this point, the judge brought the courtroom to silence, called

both counselors to the bench, and in a very quiet voice said, "If either of

you crooked *******s asks her if she knows me, you'll be jailed for

contempt."

[rudy-Diiriye]

weeweechu::

 

One beautiful December evening Huan Cho and his girlfriend

Jung Lee were sitting by the side of the ocean. It was a

romantic full moon, when Huan Cho said "Hey baby, let's

play Weeweechu."

"Oh no, not now, lets look at the moon" said Jung Lee.

"Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I play Weeweechu. I love

you and it's the perfect time," Huan Cho Begged.

"But I rather just hold your hand and watch the moon."

"Please Jung Lee, just once play Weeweechu with me."

Jung Lee looked at Huan Chi and said, "OK, we'll play

Weeweechu."

Huan Cho grabbed his guitar and they both sang.....

"Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,

Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Year."