Filsaneey Posted November 11, 2003 A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor. The doctor asked her what had happened to her ears and she answered, "I was ironing a shirt and the phone rang - but instead of picking up the phone I accidentally picked up the iron and stuck it to my ear." "Oh Dear!" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief. "But, what happened to your other ear?" "The jerk called back!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hukri Posted November 11, 2003 damn!!...that's a typical blonde joke!!...but good one though!! |Peace|Love|Respect| Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted November 14, 2003 ouch! that was funny as hell.. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Filsaneey Posted November 18, 2003 LOOL check this out "A blonde Guy" A blonde guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting. "What's up?" he says. "I'm having a heart attack!" cries the woman. He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his 4-year old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!" The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, past his screaming wife, and rips open the closet door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor. "You jerk!," says the husband, "my wife's having a heart attack and you're running around with no clothes on scaring the kids!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
