Unkown213 Posted October 27, 2003 Here is a goooooood Confession. Read aloud to enjoy the humour. Peace! Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned" Priest: "What have you done my child?" Girl: "I called a man a son of a *****." Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a *****?" Girl: "Because he touched my hand." Priest "Like this?"(as he touched her hand) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "Thats no reason to call a man a son of a *****." Girl: "Then he touched my breast." Priest: "Like this?"(as he touched her breast) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a *****." Girl: "Then he took off my clothes; father." Priest: "Like this?(as he takes off her clothes) Girl: "Yes father." Priest: "Thats no reason to call him a son of a *****." Girl: "Then he stuck his "you know what "into my "you know where" Priest: "Like this? (as he stuck his " you know what "into her"you know where") Girl: "YES FATHER ;YEES FATHER ;YEES FAAAATHER!!" Priest: "(after a few minutes)Thats no reason to call him a son of a *****" Girl: "But father he had AIDS! Priest: "SHIT! THAT SON OF A *****!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nafta Posted October 28, 2003 looooooooooooool i already knew this one but it always gets me crackin!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
