nafta Posted October 20, 2003 A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull. He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers: "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: " Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills American dog. Connections to terrorist networks are being explored" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gediid Posted October 20, 2003 Thats funny..... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hot_chocolata Posted October 23, 2003 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL! Damn that was a funny 1. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Thunder Posted October 30, 2003 Funny but it can happen. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites