The difference between women men

[commonsense]

How to Shower Like a Woman

 

1. Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper

according to lights and darks.

 

 

2. Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see

husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

 

 

3. Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make mental

note

to do more sit-ups

 

 

4. Get in the shower. Use face cloth, arm cloth, legcloth, long

loofah,wide loofah, and pumice stone.

 

 

5. Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43

added vitamins.

 

 

6. Wash your hair again to make sure it's clean.

 

 

7. Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner

enhanced

with natural avocado oil. Leave on hair for 15 minutes.

 

8. Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for 10

minutes until red.

 

 

9. Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body

wash.

 

10. Rinse conditioner off hair.

 

11. Shave armpits and legs.

 

12. Turn off shower.

 

13. Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower. Spray mold spots

with Tilex.

 

14. Get out of shower. Dry with towel the size of a small

country. Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.

 

 

15. Check entire body for zits, tweeze hairs.

 

 

16. Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on

head.

 

17. If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed

areas.

 

 

AND NOW How To Shower Like a Man

 

1. Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and

leave them in a pile.

 

 

2. Walk naked to the bathroom. If you see wife along the way,

shake wiener at her making the 'woo-woo' sound.

 

3. Look in the mirrior, look at your wiener and scratch your

*** .

 

4. Get in the shower.

 

5. Wash your face.

 

6. Wash your armpits.

 

7. Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them

off.

 

8. Make fart noises (real or artificial) and laugh at how loud

they sound in the shower.

 

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

 

10. Wash your butt, leaving those coarse butt hairs stuck on the

soap.

 

11. Shampoo your hair.

 

12.. Make a Shampoo Mohawk.

 

13. Pee.

 

14. Rinse off and get out of shower.

 

15. Partially dry off. Fail to notice water on floor because

curtain was hanging out of tub the whole time.

 

16. Admire wiener size in mirror again.

 

17. Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan

on.

 

18. Return to bedroom with towel around your waist. If you pass

wife, pull off towel, shake wiener at her and make the

'woo-woo'sound again.

 

19. Throw wet towel on bed.

 

If there is anyone one among you who did not laugh at the truth

behind this joke, there is something so very wrong with you.

[pearl]

lololol......

 

ur exaggerating way too much...but. that was some funny shit

[Haaruun]

That's so true...couldn't agree with u more..

[koonfur]

What do u mean by this?

9. Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.

No, this is aint no true. Maybe you meant the other way.

[iNoSeNsE]

That was funny..

 

 

Koonfur, am assumin that u dont wash ur private parts :rolleyes: .. Thats distugin brav..

[hukri]

hahahahaha ROTFL!!!...okay i'm exaggerating but hey it was funny!! i've got a twisted humour!!

[koonfur]

Cut the crap iNoSeNsE. First of all, I'll like to know how many hours you spend in the bathroom washing your sh*t.? :eek: Besides, you seem like a tornado minded freak. :confused:

[Legend of Zu]

LoL at commonsense.......U publishin my secret showering skills!!!!..Now we will have alot of Imitators!!!..and it is all ur fault!!!

 

Cheers