iNoSeNsE Posted October 2, 2003 Two people, John and Mike, are sitting on a plane behind a Pakistani guy. To irritate the pakistani guy they strike up this conversation: John says to Mike: "So where are you off to.....India? Mike: "Oh, no I heard that there are too many muslims there." (The pakistani guy stirs in his seat) John: "Are you going to Iran?" Mike: "No, that place is even more populated with muslims!" John: "Are you going to Indonesia?" Mike: "Ugh....no way....that place is crawling with muslims!" (By now the pakistani guy is getting really mad....) John: "So, you must be going to Pakistan?" Mike: "Absolutely NOT.....that place is INFESTED with muslims!!" Frustrated, the Pakistani guy turns around and says; "WHY DON'T YOU BOTH GO TO HELL, I HEAR THERE AREN'T ANY MUSLIMS THERE!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Yasima Posted October 2, 2003 Lol Definitely - as it is the only place where Muslims are not suppose to be!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hot_chocolata Posted October 4, 2003 LOL, thats a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
