nazia_20 Posted October 1, 2003 Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night. - What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? "Look! they spelled MACY'S wrong. - How do you make a blonde laugh on Saturday? Tell her a joke on Wednesday. - What do you call a brunette standing between two blondes? An interpreter - How can you tell when a blonde has been using your computer? There will be whiteout on the screen. - A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her "go do something to prove them wrong! Why don't you learn all the state capitals or something?" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, "I'm NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!" The guy doesn't believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says "Okay, what's the Capital of Montana?" The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, "That's easy! It's M!". - There was a blonde and a brunette in an elevator one day, and all of sudden they both noticed that a really hot guy just entered the elevator. But as they both looked at the back of his head, they noticed that he had dandruff. So right after he left the elevator, the brunette turns to the blonde and says jokingly, "That guy needs Head & Shoulders!" and the blonde replys by saying "How do you give shoulders?"!!. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiSs_LeXuS Posted October 2, 2003 These jokes show that blondes are dumb~ Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites