Good christian

[underdog]

A Baptist missionary was walking in Africa

when he heard the ominous padding of a

lion behind him. "Oh Lord," prayed the

missionary, "Grant in Thy goodness that the

lion walking behind me is a good Christian

lion." And then, in the silence that

followed, the missionary heard the lion

praying too: "Oh Lord," he prayed, "We

thank Thee for the food which we are about

to receive."

[MiSs_LeXuS]

Hehehehe, What a cheeky joke~

[Section6er]

There was this white missionary in africa who warned the people of the village he was preaching not to have sex before marriage. But one young female who was not married was pregnant and had a baby who was white. The chief of the village approached the white man and asked him how come he is having sex when he warned the villagers not to. The white man quickly defended himself by saying that nature took its course and the baby is an albino not white. The white pointed out the one black sheep among all the white sheep in the village as an example of a freak of nature. But the chief quickly whispered to the white man's ear telling him that, the chief will not mention the white baby if the priest will not say anything about the black sheep.

[Section6er]

3 nuns were at the gets of heavens waiting in line to get into heaven. The 1st nun stepped to God and was asked if any part of her body has ever touched a penis? The 1st nun said yes, lifting her finger which she touched a penis with. God told her to stick her finger in this bowl of water which will purify her. The 2nd nun stepped up next, but before she could do anything the 3rd nun quickly cut her off and said, I dont want to wash my mother with the water she is gonna stick her AZZ into.

[bilan]

salaam

i think that we need to be more careful when telling a joke,saying God say that and that when he did not it is like making up things.or telling a lie about God. that is my opinion.