3 bulls

[underdog]

I may have posted this before, but it just cracked me up again...

 

 

Three bulls are all living on a farm very

happily. One day the farmer came home and stated

that he had just bought a new bull at the auction

and that he would be arriving soon. Well this

would disrupt the society that the bulls had

established amongst themselves, so they decided

to have a meeting.

 

The first bull says, "I have been here 5 years

and we have established a nice community of

cattle. We have divided the 100 cows between us

so that each of us are happy. I am not going to

give this new guy any of my cows."

 

The second bull says, "I have been here 3 years

and I have me 50 cows. I feel that I can take

care of these cows just fine. I am not giving

this new guy any of my cows. He is going to have

to get his own."

 

The third bull says, "I have only been here a

year, but you guys have treated me really well.

You were nice enough to give me 10 of your cows

and for that I am really thankful to you guys.

Since I only have 10 cows I am not going to give

this new guy any of my cows. He is on his own."

 

With it decided that no cows were going to be

given to the new bull, the meeting was adjourned

just as a tractor-trailer pulled onto the farm.

The driver dropped the ramp of the trailer to let

this new bull out. Off the truck came the biggest

bull anyone had ever seen. The ramp bent

underneath the massive weight of this bull. He

weighed in at 4700 pounds. The ground shook with

every step he took.

 

The first bull looked at the other two and said,

"Well on second thought, we might as well be

neighborly to this new guy. He looks like he is

pretty cool. I think I will let him have a some

of my cows."

 

The second bull says, "You know, on second

thought I really don't think I can take care of

all 50 of my cows. I think I will let this new

guy have some. He looks nice enough."

 

The first and the second bull look at the third

bull. The third bull has his head down and he is

scraping the ground fixing to charge the new

bull.

 

The first bull says, "Now son, I know you are

still young and you want to protect your cows,

but are you sure your 10 cows are worth you

losing your life?"

 

The third bull says, "Oh no, he can have ALL my

cows. I am just making sure he knows I am a

bull!"