nafta Posted September 27, 2003 Stress Reliever # 1 Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" Stress Reliever # 2 Girl: When we get married, I want to share all your worries, troubles and lighten your burden. Boy: it is very kind of you, darling, but I don't have any worries or troubles. Girl: Well that's because we aren't married yet. Stress Reliever # 3 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. Stress Reliever # 4 A newly married man asked his wife, "Would you have married me if my father hadn't left me a fortune?" "Honey," the woman replied sweetly, "I'd have married you NO MATTER WHO LEFT YOU A FORTUNE." Stress Reliever # 5 Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." Think twice now before u consider urself to be stressful! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
PlayMaker Posted September 28, 2003 lolo..Funny as hell. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Iffah Posted September 29, 2003 Originally posted by nafta: Stress Reliever # 3 Son: Mom, when I was on the bus with Dad this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady. Mom: Well, you have done the right thing Son: But mum, I was sitting on daddy's lap. Ouch! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Foxy Posted November 20, 2005 Stress Reliever # 1 Hubby: You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why? Wife: When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears. Hubby: You see, how miraculous and powerful I am for you? Wife: Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?" Stress Reliever # 5 Father to son after exam: "Let me see your report card." Son: "My friend just borrowed it. He wants to scare his parents." ^^^oh my god that was very funny still laughing my head off cheers Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
