inan yaban Posted September 5, 2003 Ok, Personally I don't not agree with every thing here!!!..... enjoy nomads. ROMANCE MATHEMATICS Smart man + smart woman = romance Smart man + dumb woman = affair Dumb man + smart woman = marriage Dumb man + dumb woman = pregnancy OFFICE ARITHMETIC Smart boss + smart employee = profit Smart boss + dumb employee = production Dumb boss + smart employee = promotion Dumb boss + dumb employee = overtime SHOPPING MATH A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs. A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn't need. GENERAL EQUATIONS & STATISTICS A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. HAPPINESS To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all. LONGEVITY Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. PROPENSITY TO CHANGE A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't. A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does. DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE A woman has the last word in any argument. Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument. HOW TO STOP PEOPLE FROM BUGGING YOU ABOUT GETTING MARRIED Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poking me in the ribs and cackling, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomen nescio Posted September 5, 2003 n i c e Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiSs_LeXuS Posted September 5, 2003 Hummmmmmmmmmmm Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
- diamond princess - Posted September 5, 2003 Funny but ****** ...still funny...but also still ****** . Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hacker1 Posted September 5, 2003 NIN YAABAN "Smart man + smart woman = romance" that i dig! you see what i am saying Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mudug Posted September 17, 2003 very good great ideas Love + Hate = Romance,, i believe Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
3zma1L Posted September 22, 2003 A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband. A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife. True! Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die. LOL! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted September 22, 2003 I wonder if we can Cheat in this math class Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krupt33 Posted September 23, 2003 Plz stop u killin me ma It's the journey of life that's important, not the destination Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
