Modesty Posted September 1, 2003 President Bush is riding in his limo in the Iraqi countryside when there is a sudden bump and the limo stops. The chauffer gets out, walks around the car and reports to Bush: "Mr. President I just killed a pig. I think it came from that peasant's hut by the road." So Bush tells him to go and tell the peasant that he is President Bush's chauffer and that he just killed the pig. The chauffer goes inside the hut and disappears. About an hour later he returns very tired, smoking a cigar, and looking extremely happy. "What happened there?" asks Bush. "I went inside, I said what you told me to say, and the peasant hugged me and thanked me, and threw a party in my honor and gave me this cigar." "And what exactly did you tell him?" "I said 'I'm President Bush's chauffer and I just killed the pig!'" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Tony_Montana Posted September 2, 2003 the peasant's in Irak do not have pig's but your joke was still funny !!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Jaabir Posted September 3, 2003 lol modesty.. dont you think Bush looks more like a chimp than a pig!! lol i know saas waaan ku sharfai.. but he is still an animal Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Modesty Posted September 7, 2003 ^^Darman, he looks more like a ape than a chimp,don't u think,looooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
