Modesty Posted September 1, 2003 >> BAD *PRESIDENT: Mr. Bush, repeat after me. I do solemnly swear - "I do solemonemoney swear..." - that I will faithfully execute the office of President of the United States - "... that I will fatally execute the official President of the United States..." - and will to the best of my ability - "... and will to the best of my abli-tilly ..." - preserve, protect and defend the Constitution of the United States - "... preservect defenestrate the United ... the Constitual ... the ... um ... of America." - So help me God. - "So help me. So help my dog. Oh, God, is it over?" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
