NIN_NOOL Posted August 18, 2003 An old woman is riding in an elevator in a very lavish New York City building when a young, beautiful woman gets into the elevator, smelling of expensive perfume. She turns to the old woman and says arrogantly, "Romance" by Ralph Lauren, $150 an ounce!" Then another young and beautiful woman gets on the elevator, and also very arrogantly turns to the old woman saying, "Chanel No. 5, $200 an ounce!" About three floors later, the old woman has reached her destination and is about to get off the elevator. Before she leaves, she looks both beautiful women in the eye, then bends over and farts and says, "Broccoli - 49 cents a pound. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hot_chocolata Posted August 20, 2003 lol! Damn Wisdom, that was some funny shit! But still, aint those women lucky that the grandma didnt say 'baked beans!' Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ayaan8321 Posted August 30, 2003 loooooooooool Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
NoVa Posted September 19, 2003 loool shout i can't imagine a world where ppl would say such a thing when getting into elevator loool' but that's a good joke thou... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites