Why it's great to be a Man

[rudy-Diiriye]

Why it's great to be a Man

 

What do you expect from such simple creatures?

Your last name stays put.

The garage is all yours.

Wedding plans take care of themselves.

Chocolate is just another snack.

You can be president.

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

The world is your urinal.

You never have to drive to another gas station because this one's just

too icky.

Same work, more pay.

Wrinkles add character.

Wedding dress - $5000; tux rental - $100.

People never stare at your chest when you're talking to them.

The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected.

New shoes don't cut, blister, or mangle your feet.

One mood, ALL the time.

Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat.

You know stuff about tanks.

A five-day vacation requires only one suitcase.

You can open all your own jars.

You get extra credit for the slightest act of thoughtfulness.

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be

your friend.

Your underwear is $8.95 for a three-pack.

Everything on your face stays its original color.

Three pairs of shoes are more than enough.

You don't have to stop and think of which way to turn a nut on a bolt.

You almost never have strap problems in public.

You are unable to see wrinkles in your clothes.

The same hairstyle lasts for years, maybe decades.

You don't have to shave below your neck.

Your belly usually hides your big hips.

One wallet and one pair of shoes, one color, all seasons.

You can "do" your nails with a pocketknife.

You have freedom of choice concerning growing a mustache.

[Paragon]

LoL rudy. Oh yeah thats right.

[LuCkY]

ORIGINALLY POSTED BY RUDY:

You don't have to shave below your neck.

How about them hairy guys?Gross. :eek:

[rudy-Diiriye]

Originally posted by Lucky:

quote:ORIGINALLY POSTED BY RUDY:

You don't have to shave below your neck.

How about them hairy guys?Gross. :eek:

lucky, i believe these are what they call neanderthal!

[loveNacnac]

damn!! that wa sgood ..id there one for females

[Lefty]

LOL..YOu remind me Austin Power " Shaggadelic, it's good to be ME Muhahaha ".

 

If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be

your friend

In this case, are u sayin' this is one of the best way females usually end their friendships..LOL

[rudy-Diiriye]

wow! i though xalimos liked hairy guys!lol!...well

i guess i am gonna be going around topless then! me thought xalimos appreciated hairy dudes...

[LuCkY]

NO rudy whom ever toLd you that Lied to you big time. Being hairy is just pLain gross. :eek: :eek: :eek:

 

Are impLying that you are hairy? :eek: If thats the case dont be so quick to get out of your shirt...i advice you to keep it on.

[rudy-Diiriye]

yes! i am very hairy, but dont worry i use Nair! so i am as smooth as silk!!!lol!

[LuCkY]

Nair kuu Laha...thats very funny.

[Ayaan8321]

Originally posted by rudy:

Why it's great to be a Man

 

 

You can wear a white T-shirt to a water park.

Car mechanics tell you the truth.

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LOOL

 

I agree with the car mechanic...walaahi my mum baabuurka aa ka halaabi jire markasto and she always took it to the mechanic...markoo baaburka hagaajiyo maxaas dhahaa" mama nime maliza kazi, hakuna taabu, gari yako ni tayari." (my mum lives in kenya nooh). muxuu kawadaa.."mama, shaqada waan dhameeye, no problem,baabuurkaada diyaar waaye.".two days markee wado laamigaas ugu halaaba hadanee..lol