AngelEyes Posted August 5, 2003 - Yo mama's so fat, when the cops see her on a street corner they yell, "Hey you guys, break it up!" - Yo mama's so fat she makes Godzilla look like an action figure. - Yo' mama's lips so big, she can whisper in her own ear. - Yo mama's so big, fat and clumsy, when she tried to get to Wal-Mart, she stumbled over K-Mart and landed right on Target. - Yo mama is so ugly that when she worked at the bakery they dipped her face in the batter to make animal cookies. - Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites