Italian English ? (Must be read with an Italian accent, preferably out loud.)

[LADYHOVA]

lol this is a e-mail i jus got its funni stil

>One day ima gonna Malta to bigga hotel. Ina morning I go to eat

>breakfast. I tella waitress I wanna two pissis toast. She brings me

>only one piss. I tella her I want to piss. She says go to the

>toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna to piss onna my plate. She

>say you better not piss onna plate, you sonna ma *****.

>

>Later I go to eat at the bigga restaurant. The waitress brings me a

>spoon and a knife but no fock. I tella her I wanna fock. She tella

>me everyone wanna fock. I tella her you no understand. I wanna fock

>on the table. She say better not fock on the table, you sonna ma

>*****. I don't even know the lady and she calla me sonna ma *****.

>

>So I go to my room inna hotel and there is no sheit onna my bed. I

>calla the manager and tella him I wanna sheit. He tella me to go to

>the toilet. I say you no understand. I wanna sheit on my bed. He say

>you better not sheit onna bed, you sonna ma *****. I don't even know

>the man and he calla me a sonna ma *****.

>

>I go to the checkout and the man at the desk say: "Peace on you." I

>say piss on you too, you sonna ma *****.

>

>I gonna back to Italy.

[LuCkY]

LADYHOVA that was a funny piece. Im stiLL Laughing. The pooR man they misundeRstood him.

 

BY THE WAY, WELCOME TO SOL SIS.

 

I BELIEVE YOU SHOULD MOVE THIS TO THE JOKES SECTION RATHER THAN THE GENERAL, IF IT WASNT MEANT TO BE A JOKE-MY BAD.

[Beautiful_Blue_Skies]

lool,tht was funnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

[LADYHOVA]

thanks for tha welcome

i'm still tryin to figure things out thou lol

holla bac*

[LuCkY]

Ladyhova you weLcome. LEt me know if ya need heLp or whatever-i wiLL do what i can to aide ya.

[LADYHOVA]

aight i'll be sure to ask u if i need any help

holla bac!

[Haaruun]

wow..LOL, Tanag you Tanag you fermaajo..

[MiZz-Skyline-GTR]

Hahahaha....I like that joke,