N.O.R.F Posted July 31, 2003 A wealthy trader from Wall Street stopped in at the local tattoo parlor in Key West, Florida and requested to have a one hundred dollar bill tattooed on his penis. The heavily tattooed tattoo artist looked at the extremely well dressed trader with a look of complete astonishment, and said "I've had strange requests, but this one tops the list. Why in the hell would you want me to tattoo your w*nker with the picture of a one hundred dollar bill?" The trader in his usual fashion looked at the burly artist and told him this account: "There are three distinct reasons I want this done and done immediately. One, I love to play with my money. Two, when I play with my money, I love to see it grow. Three, and this is the most important of all, the next time my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she won't have to leave home to do it! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Captivating_SouL Posted August 6, 2003 loooooooooooooooooooool sicko Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites