OG Moti Posted July 24, 2003 It was the first day of school in Mt. Sinai, New York, and a new student named Suzuki, the son of a Japanese businessman, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American history. Who said, 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?" She saw a sea of blank faces, except for Suzuki, who had his hand up. "Patrick Henry, 1775," he said. "Very good! Who said, 'Government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth'?" Again, no response, except from Suzuki. "Abraham Lincoln, 1863," said Suzuki. The teacher snapped at the class, "Class, you should be ashamed! Suzuki, who is new to our country, knows more about its history than you do." She heard a loud whisper, "f*** the Japs." "Who said that?" she demanded. Suzuki put his hand up. "Lee Iacocca, 1982." At that point, a student in the back said, "I'm gonna puke." The teacher glares and asks, "All right! Now, who said that?" Again, Suzuki says, "George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991." Now furious, another student yells, "Oh, yeah? Suck this"! Suzuki jumps out of his chair, waving his hand, and shouts to the teacher, "Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997" ! Now, with almost a mob hysteria, someone said, "You little shit! If you say anything else, I'll kill you"! Suzuki frantically yells at the top of his voice, "Gary Condit to Chandra Levy, 2001!" The teacher fainted. As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh, shit, we're f***ed" Suzuki said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003" peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MiZz_LeXuS Posted July 24, 2003 That was dumb yet funny. :rolleyes: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted July 26, 2003 As the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, "Oh, shit, we're f***ed" Suzuki said, "Saddam Hussein, 2003" hahahah that is what i was thinking of Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Juxa Posted July 29, 2003 kkkkkkkk hadana kkkkkkkk hadana kkkkkk alright one last time kkkkkkkkk Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
lovely me Posted August 2, 2003 looooooooooooooooooooooooooooool moti.. iam still loughing.. that is funny. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Krupt33 Posted September 23, 2003 yoooooooooooooooooo looooooooooooooooool can't stop my nigga loooooooooooooooooooooooool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted October 24, 2003 i am glad u guys liked the joke... informative yet funny !!! yeah? peace Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
hot_chocolata Posted October 24, 2003 LOOOL! OG_MOTI, that was a good one. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Adna Posted October 24, 2003 salaam good one bro, it's funny funyy but couldn't laugh out loud cuz u know,,, guesss every body is sleep... ahhahahaha... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Lefty Posted October 24, 2003 LOL...That's a good one Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OG Moti Posted April 29, 2004 more to come ............. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
boxer Posted April 29, 2004 LOOOOOOOOOOOOOLZ @"Oh, shit, we're f***ed" YOU KILLING ME DUDE Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
checkmate Posted April 29, 2004 ihi ihi ihihi ihihi ...su** it bill clinton ....loool ........ kaadida aa iga dhamaatay...... asxantu Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
