What a Woman is Really Saying

[Raxmah]

MAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A WOMAN IS REALLY SAYING:

 

WHAT WOMEN SAY - what they mean:

 

CAN'T WE JUST BE FRIENDS?

There is no way in hell I'm going to let any part of your body touch any part of mine, again

 

I JUST NEED SOME SPACE

Without you in it

 

DO I LOOK FAT IN THIS DRESS?

We haven't had a fight in a while

 

NO, PIZZA'S FINE

You cheap slob!

 

I JUST DON'T WANT A BOYFRIEND NOW

I just don't want you as a boyfriend now

 

I DON'T KNOW; WHAT DO YOU WANT TO DO?

I can't believe you have nothing planned

 

I LIKE YOU, BUT

I don't like you

 

OF COURSE I LOVE YOU

Just not in that way

 

YOU NEVER LISTEN

You never listen

 

I'LL BE READY IN A MINUTE

I'm ready, but I'm going to make you wait because I know you will

 

OH, NO, I'LL PAY FOR MYSELF

I'm just being nice; there is no way I'm going dutch

 

OH YES!!! RIGHT THERE

Well, near there; I just want to get this over with

 

I'M JUST GOING OUT WITH THE GIRLS

We're gonna get sloppy and make fun of you and your friends