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MEN AND MARRIAGE

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At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you

wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?" The other replied,

"Yes I am, I married the wrong man."

 

Man is incomplete until he is married. Then he is really finished.

 

A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to

get married?" And the father replied, "I don't know, son, I'm

still paying for it."

 

A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives

and the wife takes.

 

After a quarrel, a wife said to her husband, "You know, I was

a fool when I married you." And the husband replied, "Yes, dear,

but I was in love and didn't notice it."

 

It doesn't matter how often a married man changes his job,

he still ends up with the same boss.

 

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next

day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing:

"You can have mine."

 

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure

of one thing: either the car is new or the wife.

 

A perfect wife is one who helps the husband with the dishes.

 

A woman was telling her friend , "It is I who made my husband a

millionaire." "And what was he before you married him." Asked the friend.

The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".

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