Politics

[underdog]

Boy: Dad, what's politics?

 

Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I

have all the money so we'll call me the

management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call

her the government. We'll call the maid the

working class, you are the people, and your baby

brother is the future. Do you understand now son?

 

Boy: I still don't understand dad.

 

Dad: Think about it for a while son.

 

That night the boy wakes up because his baby

brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's

soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but

she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but

she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs

on the door but no one can here him.

 

The next day...

Son: Dad I understand politics now.

 

Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words

son.

 

Son: The management is screwing the working class

while the governmenats is fast asleep. The people

are being ignored and the future is full of SH!T!