underdog Posted July 16, 2003 "Jane" was becoming frustrated with her husband's insistence that they have sex in the dark. Hoping to free her husband from his inhibitions, during a passionate evening, she flipped on the lamp- -only to discover a cucumber in his hand. Is THIS what you've been using on me for the past 10 years!?!" "Honey! Let me explain!" "Why you sneaky ******* !" she screamed. "You impotent SOB!!" "Wait a minute! Speaking of sneaky!" he interrupted, "Maybe you'd care to explain our 2 kids!!!" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
qoslaaye Posted July 17, 2003 what is cucumber?, women should not allow men have sex with them in the dark anyway. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted July 17, 2003 Looks like you totally missed the point :confused: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
