old folks

[underdog]

A 75-year old man went to his doctor's office

to get a sperm count. The doctor gave the man

a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring me

back a sample tomorrow." The next day, the

75-year old man reappears at the doctor's office

and gives him the jar, which is as clean and

empty as on the previous day. The doctor asks

what happened, and the man explains, "Well, doc,

it's like this. First I tried with my right hand,

but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but

nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried

with her right hand, but nothing. Then her left,

but nothing. She even tried with her mouth, first

with the teeth in, then with the teeth out, and

still nothing. Hell, we even called up the lady

next door, and she tried with both hands and her

mouth too, but nothing." The doctor was shocked.

"You asked your NEIGHBOR?" The old man replied,

"Yep, but no matter what we tried, we couldn't

get the damn jar open!"

[PlayMaker]

lolo! All this time i was thinking the old man had the best time of his life till he got to the jar part..