Xafsa Posted July 13, 2003 I know i'm gonna hear from underdog for this ( thinking i'm a militant feminist)...but I had to post this...enjoy! Women are like tea bags, you never know how strong they are until they are in HOT water. Don't imagine you can change a man - unless he is in diapers. What do you if your boyfriend walks out? You shut the door. If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all? Never let your man's mind wander - it's too little to be out alone. Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. Definition of a bachelor; a man who has missed the opportunity to make some woman miserable. Women don't make fools of men - most of them are the do-it-yourself types. Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener. If you want a committed man, look in the mental hospital. The children of Israel wandered around the desert for 40 years. Even in biblical times, men wouldn;t ask for directions. Sadly, all men are created equal. A man walks into a store which sells brains for transplant use. As he browses the selection, he notices that the female brains are cheaper than the male brains. When he asks for an explanation for the price difference, the store clerk responds,.."The female brains are less expensive because they have actually been used." ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Q: Why are men and parking spaces alike? A: Because all the good ones are gone and the only ones left are disabled. Q: What is the fastest way to a man's heart? A: Through his chest with a sharp knife. Never trust a man who says he's the boss at home. He probably lies about other things as well. Three fishermen were fishing when they came upon a mermaid, the mermaid offered them one wish each so the the first fisherman said: "double my I.Q"..so the the mermaid did it and he started reciting Shakespeare. Then the second fisherman said" "Triple my I.Q."..and sure enough the mermaid did it and amazingly he started doing math problems he didn't know existed. The third fisherman was so impressed that he asked the mermaid to quadruple his I.Q and the mermaid said: "Are you sure about that? It will change your whole life!"..the fisherman said yes so the mermaid turned him into a woman. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Amiira Posted July 13, 2003 HAHAHAHAHAH that was very funny and I think it is true too, no offence nomad brothers here! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Macalin Posted July 13, 2003 Go for younger men. You might as well - they never mature anyway. lol Fly tha was funny!...this is true in the case of DEMI MOORE~ she got herself a KID by the name of kutchner..lol Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Xafsa Posted July 15, 2003 I'm glad y'all liked it... my favorite one is the one about the 3 fishermen....its a classic Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted July 18, 2003 LoL...cruelly funny! "If they can send a man to the moon - why can't they send them all?" I use to have this ^ one on ma key-ring a while ago. Used to make some of my friends mad! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
imperial-lady Posted July 25, 2003 Still flying.....excellent. I do believe all of those staments are factual. That's me though...so they can call me the feminist if they wish. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
LuCkY Posted July 25, 2003 Flying-still that was hilarious...im still laughing. Keep them girl. Maybe like BARWAAQO i'll put them on a key ring. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
