Raxmah Posted July 10, 2003 Ok Guys a series of intensive studies and extensive research has led to some breakthroughs in deciphering the complex code of woman speak.. Learn them, It Could save your life.. WOMEN'S ENGLISH Yes = No No = Yes Maybe = No It's your decision = The correct decision should be obvious by now. Do what you want = You'll pay for this later. We need to talk = I need to complain. Sure....... ... go ahead = I don't want you to. I'm not upset = Of course I'm upset, you moron! This kitchen is so inconvenient = I want a new house. I want new curtains = and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper I heard a noise =I noticed you were almost asleep. Do you love me? = I'm going to ask for something expensive How much do you love me? = I did something today you're not going to really like Is my butt! fat? = Tell me I'm beautiful. You have to learn to communicate = Just agree with me. Are you listening to me? = [Too late, you're dead.] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * MEN'S ENGLISH: I'm hungry = I'm hungry. I'm sleepy = I'm sleepy. I'm tired = I'm tired. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Can I call you sometime? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you May I have this dance? = I'd eventually like to have sex with you Nice dress! = Nice cleavage! You look tense, let me give you a massage = I want to fondle you What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted! psychological trauma are you going through now? What's wrong? = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. I'm bored = Do you want to have sex? I love you = Let's have sex now. I love you too = Okay, I said it...we'd better have sex now! Let's talk = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. Will you marry me? = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex withother guys Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nomadrebell Posted July 10, 2003 well my sister raxma we got your female joke..men are animals+morons:- all they need is sex. and women are more reserved and commited. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raxmah Posted July 10, 2003 I've been trying to convey that to the guys. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted July 10, 2003 So Raxmah! what u doing tonite: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted July 10, 2003 thanks raxmah,so what u saying is that we men are sex maniacs while women are a bunch of muppeds wondering around in the front doors and back yards nice joke though,i like it Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raxmah Posted July 10, 2003 Rudy--u aint in my plans. Some other time Nuune I was just being honest about my observations. What does muppeds mean, am afraid is not in the dictionary? Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted July 10, 2003 lol Raxmah,u checked the dictionary,i can't believe,it is a slang word we use here in the Irish capital Dublin,in here,we call all ladies muppeds,so it is not an offensive word,just a normal word to describe ladies,you know af suuq,that is all it is,take care,macsalaama Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Raxmah Posted July 10, 2003 LOL nuune I don't have time to check dictionary, I just happen to know that is not in the english language, next time remember not everone lives in Dublin. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Paragon Posted July 11, 2003 "What's wrong? = What meaningless self-inflicted! psychological trauma are you going through now?" LoL .... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
nuune Posted July 11, 2003 lol Jamaal,the psychological trauma is taking its course near the river bank they said! Raxmah,okeey sister,i will not use any dublin words next time! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
