Raxmah Posted July 10, 2003 Sexist but funny as hell! Q. What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground? A. Shoot him again. Q. How can you tell when a man is well-hung? A. When you can just barely slip your finger in between his neck and the noose. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. One - he just holds it up there and waits for the world to revolve around him. Q. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb? A. Three - one to screw in the bulb, and two to listen to him brag about the screwing part. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Q. What does it mean when a man is in your bed gasping for breath and calling your name? A. You didn't hold the pillow down long enough. Q. Why do doctors slap babies butts right after they're born? A. To knock the penises off the smart ones. Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions. Q. Why does it take 100,000,000 sperm to fertilize one egg? A. Because not one will stop and ask directions. Q. Why do female black widow spiders kill their males after mating? A. To stop the snoring before it starts. Q: What's the best way to kill a man? A: Put a naked woman and a six-pack in front of him.Then tell him to pick only one. Q: Why do men whistle when they're sitting on the toilet? A: Because it helps them remember which end they need to wipe. Q: What is the difference between men and women... A: A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need. A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need. Q: How does a man keep his youth? A: By giving her money, furs and diamonds. Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail? A: Rename the mail folder to "instruction manuals" Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
underdog Posted July 11, 2003 Now the woman who came up with that was ANGRY...inta kale been Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
J.Lee Posted July 13, 2003 loooooooooool istaaqfurulah. these killed me Q. Why do men name their penises? A. Because they don't like the idea of having a stranger make 90% of their decisions. Q. Why do little boys whine? A. Because they're practicing to be men. Q. What do you call a handcuffed man? A. Trustworthy. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
rudy-Diiriye Posted July 13, 2003 i call him jerk! cuz its the only thing in my body that wants a women!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kiki Posted July 15, 2003 Your joke iz aight... but kind cornY... Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Reality Check Posted July 15, 2003 *lol* I was trying not to laugh so hard at work!!!! My personal fave: How to kill a man!!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
