Unkown213 Posted July 2, 2003 A lady walks into a Furniture Store. She browses around, then spots the perfect leather sofa and walks over to inspect it. As she bends to feel the fine leather upholstery, a loud fart escapes her. Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and hopes a sales person doesn't pop up right now. As she turns back, sure enough, there standing next to her is a salesman. "Good day, Madame. How may we help you today?" Very uncomfortably she asks, "Sir, what is the price of this lovely leather sofa?" He answers, "Madame, I'm very sorry to say that if you farted just touching it, you are going to sh*t when you hear the price." Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
raula Posted July 2, 2003 very funny unknown213 ...one almost just escaped...but i got hold of it b4 I embarrassed myself amongst my co-workers. :eek: :eek: .. Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Valenteenah. Posted July 7, 2003 Ouch...that pricey? :eek: Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
abdikhadar Posted July 8, 2003 waxaa la rabay, markay aragtay salesmank, oooooh you were here today i am very happy i farted for your health!! Quote Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
